$ SET PROCESS /PRIVILEGE=PIZZAPRV
$ ASSIGN $WIDGET:[SNOUT] HAGGIS
$ RUN HAGGIS:PORTHOLES_FOR_WORKGROUPS /CHUG=NEGATIVE
$ SSH CAPTAIN_THYRATRON@NEUSCHWABENLAND

--> KERBERIZED BORON EXTRUSION <--

% tip hardwire
connected

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CPU     LOCAL_DIAG
0       Fianna Fáiled
1       Passed
2       Pissed
3       Porked

32 bogobytes of mammaries installed!

ERROR: RECTAL IMPEDANCE MISMATCH!
REFLECTIONS AND LARGE SWR MAY RESULT!