no simple man can contain such a fart in butter. it's all hurrrRRRRRsdlkfjklsdfklsd and your butter is askew. theoretically, the large hadron collider could change this. theoretically. dirigibly, it's tangible, and the definition of tangible is non-fungible. funnel-able. ible? quibble
that paragraph didn't go so well. let's try again: if you care about johnny cash, does he care about you? probably not, but can someone swing by and wave a care-o-meter on the dead chicken over it? god i wish that jerk next door would lay off the hammers and rotary snaws
hamblers and rovely snaws and tringers and gamboozles~! such wondriffiful merriment to be had on expense accounts aplenty. did you know health insurance is only available to full-time employees? LOL SUX 2BU
yes, waiter, i'd like a large huge, a small small, and a thirsty drank. what? no. no pickles. what kind of pedestrian do you take me for? i'll have your marbles for this -- all of them. if they aren't attached to your head already
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