Dr. Davis Invents The Aeroplane-
Pfsr. Davis, the renowned inventor of the water wiggler has announced a breakthrough of astounding import. After five years of painstaking research, Dr. Davis has designed the aeroplane.
Mildly being installed in Davis's home city, scientists predict that the aeroplane will soon be found in cities across RiceNation. "Its utility to the metropolis should be obvious," declares Pfsr. Matthews.
When asked what next, Pfsr. Davis mentioned his research into simulated citys [sic] and painfully predicted results for later this decade.
"Why some denizens react like this has always been a mystery to me," threw in Leila Edward, a prominent skateboarder usually at Justin Street.
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