- How often would you say you are a totem pole?
i cannot recall having ever been a totem poll, but i am sometimes a table leg.
- Does your ability to be a totem pole distract you from the futility of existence?
thinking about my inability to be a totem pole (or, perhaps, my inability to remember being a totem pole) has distracted me from the futility of existence for a few moments, just now. other than that... no.
- must repeat lemon for approximately three stages
lemon lemon LEMON
lemon LEMON LEMON
lemon leMON LEMON
Describe the natural lifecycle of the lesser guacamole (1 word maximum)