Riced Out Yugo
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i'll let you in on a little secret
i am a distinguished gentleman. during the coronavirus outbreak, i care about the the important things:
  • Does Kraftwerk's Ralf Hütter have enough toilet paper?
  • Is Snoop screening his dank for COVID-19?
  • Did Kimye screw over Taylorse?

i also try to keep my mind on things that matter, like perfecting my eggy toast technique, patching moogs, and pondering cancelling my amazon prime subscription, because the heck good is it now? however, i worry that cancelling my amazon prime may contribute to the collapse of the economy, and as it is possible i may make it to retirement age, i also worry about the economy. because i worry about things i care about, and the economy is important. the care is economy. i economy about the care. the stock market; my eggy toast. perhaps, if i perfect my technique,
it could bail out wall street
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2020-03-26 01:29:33
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