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Here is the story of how our founding fathers, George Washington and Howard Dean, saved the nation from disaster by learning from the indians how to make soup out of moccasins:

One day, ben!jamin franklin was sipping coffee. Then, he ran out of coffee. So he went to the cupboard to get more, but there was no more!!1 the world was out of food. ben!jamin franklin was not amused, and called his lawyer, secretary of landlording condoleaser rice, and demanded the aristocrats be put out into the field at once to grow coffee, and that they should be whipped should coffee production fall below 1721 levels.

George Washington heard of this, and he did not like it one bit!1 George knew that coffee was not the wave of the future, and that we had to make the pie higher. Like, totally blitzed. So, he called up ben!jamin franklin, and he agreed to seperate the male and female coffee plants.

But then, Abraham Lincoln clomped up, in his heavily modified THORTECH E-LIMINATOR BATTLEBOT PERSONAL ARMORED CARRIER 3000, and demanded fourscore and seven pounds of pudding. the future of coffee was in jeoprady!11 Just when all appeared to be lost, HOWARD DEAN showed up.

"We're gonna take back the coffee fields from the republincolns, because they're just a white, tea-growing party! YEAAAHHHH!!11#^%7"

And that's how the veritable verifiability of snax was preserved in the united states of botox.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-07-08 13:35:00
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