here are some fun and useful statistics regarding the snax tower:
- the snax tower requires 10 BTUs per cubicle to heat
- the snax tower was constructed using 12 tons of PURPLE concrete
- the snax tower contains over 27 miles of TI calculator link cable
- the snax tower's steel central supporting beams are five feet thick. and also purple.
- the snax tower processes 300 sandwiches per minute
- the snax tower has over 2,000 concession stands on-site
- rumor has it that margaret thatcher has an apartment in the snax tower
- the snax tower smells vaguely of saffron
- ralph nader was in the snax tower, once
- the snax tower is owned by an international christian conspiracy
- the snax tower is a symbol of american freedom
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