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it's a sdghajkfgsk's life
Choose wat. Choose a weblog. Choose the internet. Choose your parents' basement. Choose a fucking big LCD, choose optical mice, USB 2.0, streaming porn and electrical pants openers. Choose poor health, high cholesterol, and a diet of Hoho's. Choose flame wars on religious message boards. Choose a starter screen name. Choose your buddies. Choose a profile and matching away message. Choose a three-processor PC on hire purchase in a range of fucking distressed paint styles. Choose LOL and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch playing mind-numbing, spirit-crushing games, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to your parents and the selfish, fucked up brats you won't spawn to replace yourself.

Choose your future.

Choose wat.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-09 12:21:00
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