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so TODAY!!!1 i decided to try ANTITHESIS TO MALARKEY PORTENTIATION. instead of SOCK AND SHOE on each foot, i wore CHEAPASS (tm) BRAND FLIP FLOPS!11 and packed LAPTOP IN BACKPACKS!1 instead of just notebook and mint tins. then i purchased a CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE, but the lad at the register DID NOT KNOW WHERE THE MILKSHAKE BUTTON WAS ON THE REGISTER!!1 so he had to ask a fellow cow orker who was doing charicteristicly inscrutable things to the fruit smoothie machine. I DO NOT TRUST FRUIT SMOOTHIES!!11 anyways, after COLLECTING M I L K S H A K E, i headed over to CLARC in anticipation of GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT. but then i realized i had forgotten the KEYS TO THE WEB GROUP KINGDOM and must lie in wait outside the castle walls, watching for an opening, writing yugo posts in my CHEAP ASS FLIP FLOPS, and siPPiNG my MiLkShAkE.
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