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borgoise aplomb
tophat a: i do say, old chap: your mom

tophat b: is that really necessary, dear sir?

tophat a: i am afraid i must insist, now break out the bennies or i'll spit my mint in your coffee.

tophat b: have it your way, sir!!1 i cast tophat influenza attack level seven

*battle music*

tophat a takes 251 points damage from tophat influenza damage round one

tophat a casts death loaf level eight.

tophat b takes 344 points damage, but makes a saving throw and avoids half, taking 172 damage

tophat a takes 144 points damage from tophat influenza damage round two

tophat b casts cock shrink ray level five

tophat a takes a critical hit!!

tophat a runs away clutching his britches.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-09-20 02:31:00
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