Internet Tacks Force Request for Comments 20721

RFC 20721 will define the following additions to ROYTP (Riced Out Yugo Trance-transfer Protocol)

DJ ROYTP/1.0
provides a DJ option to a SPINTHATSHIT request. ROYTP servers with a protocol version of greater than 0.9 MUST support this option.

MEDIA ROYTP/1.0
Provides a method to describe the type of media applied to either a SPINTHATSHIT or THISCRAPSUCKS request. Valid options are Casette, MP3, Vinyl, OGG, MKV, MP2, SHN, and NOU. Servers complying with ROYTP protocol version 1.0 and greater must support this option.

URMOM ROYTP/1.0
This option will activate the DJ ejector seat when provided with the sine of 20 degrees and the square root of the unix time of the most recent compilation of ROYTPD. Any server must comply with this request, even if it is implementing HTTP or SIP. I demand it.