It is STORYTIEM with RTQP!!1
one time i was hungry, so i picked up the phone and used the PUBLICLY SWITCHED TELEPHONE NETWORK to call LIL' JON and order CRUNK PIZZA. CRUNK PIZZA is tasty!
but then the spout on the brita pitcher froze shut, and when i tried to pour WATERS!!1 it attempted to water my pants. my pants do not need to be watered!
and then DIGITAL CABLE brought me NON-SATELLITE ENTERTAINMENT. i was partyin' with carson daly. carson daly is dry clean only!
and then bea arthur said, "let there be cupcakes for all!"
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