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ACT I - EXPOSITION:
forsythe: what is an ungry? and why is it wizardish? these sort of questions plagued middle-age scholars, as they attempted to transmute lead into gold in order to buy a ferraris to satisfy their mid-life crises. forsythe: and, after all, who wouldn't want to satsify oneself with a ferrari? melodic interlude: tissues flapping in the breeze ACT II - CONFLICT: forsythe: ham glazed, double fries attendedant 1: $4.13 plz forsythe: alas! the slings and arrows of capitalism squeeze my noble belt! must a man choose between ferrari satisfaction and double fries? attendedant 1: want me to cancel that double fries? forsythe: yes, please. ACT III - commercials: eat wonderham!!11 wonderham, tasty. you like wonderham. $14.99. available at safeway. wonderham, tasty, available at safeway. wonderham, obey wonderham. wonderham eat your household pets. wonder, ham, $14.99, tasty, safeway, eat household pets. ACT IV - CLIMAX: forsythe: woe, alas! craig t. nelson has stolen my heard-earned ferrari satisfaction! craig t. nelson: muahaha!!!1 i eat cigarette butts for $5 apiece forsythe: curse you, craig t. nelson! may lord and god ronald mcdonald give you diarrhea at a socially crippling moment! Epilogue: everyone died |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2005-11-01 13:17:00 | |
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