as i was crusin' st. louis, i saw a bumper sticker imploring me to "EAT BERTHAS MUSSLES (sic)." inspired, i then dictated some bumper sticker slogans to my grammaphone:
- I fought the bot and the bot won
- My child was suspended from Johnsonville Elementary
- Febuary is Beard Cancer Awareness Month
- Blog for Christ
- A hit a day keeps The Man away
- MY OTHER SYSTEM IS A FOOTBALL STADIUM
- Three is the magic number
- Francis Nougat for Senate
- Francis Nougat is Lord Peppermintine
- My other shitbucket is a Fnord Broncosaurus
- If you saw this bumper sticker, you have seen too much and I have to kill you*
- This car has no resale value, don't fuck with me
- My other bumper sticker was stolen by some punk kids
- Rutabaga thrice daily, fuel fire, deliver food
- Your Lexus adds to the the national trade debt and your cellphone is gay
- I need a new muffler and I just had Taco Bell; don't tailgate me
- O NO U DI'INT!!~~!1
- wat
- meatloaf transpire
- My other car is a Riced Out Yugo
- I say old bean, have you seen my hat?
*JOKE, LOL, LAUGH PLZ
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