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This site is fucking shit - I don't understand it. Don't you guys have anything better to do with your time you fucking crack heads. Your all just a bunch geeky stoners with no girlfriends. It's just a load of meaningless bullshit, fucking losers. Thank you for your feedback. Your order is currently being processed and we will get back to you as soon as possible. Yugo support team. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-24 22:41:00 | |
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| Hatsby | |
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Well who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) tell me who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) oh, I really wanna know? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) tell, tell me who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) C'mon, c'mon who? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) Oh, Who the fuck are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) Who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?) Oh, tell me who are you (Who are you?, ooo?) I really wanna to know Oh, I really want to know C'mon tell me who are you, you, you? Who are YOOOU? |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-24 22:37:00 | |
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| is this dada | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-06-24 21:21:00 | |
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| Epilepsy Warning | |
| wqwq qwe we ew ew ewqewwqeewq wqe ewq qweeqw qewewq e qw qwe qe w qwe qw qwe | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-24 16:21:00 | |
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| HOW EMAIL WAS INVENTED | |
| EMAIL WAS INVENTED IN 1892 BY CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS AFTER HE PUNCHED HIS WAY OUT OF HIS COFFIN. HE'D HEARD CHUCK NORRIS WOULD BE BORN EVENTUALLY, AND WANTED TO START A VIRAL EMAIL ABOUT THE THINGS CHUCK NORRIS COULD KICK THE ASS OF, BUT HE NEEDED EMAIL TO DO THAT. SO, USING SPIT, STRING, AND THE SECRET INCREDIENT (PAINFUL FUCKING HATE) CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS FORGED THE FIRST SMTP SERVER IN THE FIRES OF MT. AOL. OF COURSE IT WAS OF LITTLE USE UNTIL THE INTERNET WAS INVENTED BUT CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS HAD IT FIRST | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-24 14:54:00 | |
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| THE Q CUMBER | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-06-24 14:15:00 | |
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| WELCOME TO COLLEGE | |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-06-24 05:21:00 | |
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| American Physical Leisure Experiment. | |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-06-24 02:53:00 | |
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| MORNIN 2 YA | |
ROLLIE POLLIE OLLIE |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-23 22:34:00 | |
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| raisin intercepted | |
rexar@thigspigot:~ $ cat raisin_intercepted.txt |
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| Posted by Atomdrache @ 2007-06-23 01:05:00 | |
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| AKKFKFKRIRI | |
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MACN TYSJDJJ U U U U K C??? GJSDJ
THINK KHAX MITBOOGIE SNARF SNARF SNARF CLAMPOURINE FOO-Q NBAR WATZIT BAZ QUUX KLINGON??? HARBOR ARBOREATUM ATTEMPT 2 COLONIZE THE DIGESTIVE TRACT OF URANUS. FIMPLE, FAMP, FAP IS THE FARMING OF POTATOS ECOLOGICALLY BALANCED OR ARE MY FRENCH FRIES DESTROYING THE GREAT NATION OF SDHGFdklrjteyzdhydiktrdfkiki??? I THINK MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-22 04:40:00 | |
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| here is some halfassed luke-vibert inspired onomatopoeia | |
dutdatdoodat dutdatdoodat dadadadedatt dadadadedatt dootdodootdo dootdodootdo deetdeeedeet deetdeeetdee dutdeedutdoo dutdeedutdoo |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-22 01:11:00 | |
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| Oh shit | |
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Today is June 22nd 2007 I seem to have travelled accidently through some kind of time portal that was hidden within the Inner Sanctum of Riced Out Yugo. My extremely accurate Yugo Clockâ„¢ states that the date is actually the 21st. I have reconfigured the WAT drive and checked the re-route parameters to the advanced subroutine rotation core - every signal is NORMAL. There is no way the Yugo Clockâ„¢ could go wrong so I have to conclude I have travelled into the near future. I must leave now as the communication via the portal is becoming unstable but this is my breif report: - Still seems to be human life - Yugo is still hosted - Seems to be some signs of myself from earlier in history (mess everywhere, chocolate wrappers, smarties ice cream debris) OH SHIT THE COMMUNICA--- BREAK--- UP... I WILL--- TO TRAVEL BA-- TO THE P-ST VIA -ORTAL. *duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu* |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-21 21:59:00 | |
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| You'll notice I have early morning rampages... | |
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Yes, that's right kids. Mahjong's favourite time of the day is roughly about 4am when all things seem to coincide and even Riced Out Yugo doesn't make sense - one of the most sensible websites on the Internet. I do my best to understand what I understood during normal hours of the day but my CPU usage is nearing 100% and I need to shutdown in order to cool down the chipsets and vital parts of my body/CPU. S.L.E.E.P S.H.E.E.P S.T.E.E.P Of course that's just onrfdfigdg 5 NOT COMPLETING SETNACNES -= LACK OF SLEEPl,gsd; BIODEGRADABLE PAPER;gfd hdfpif 400GB capacity WARNINGldsf[g - YOU. CANNOT. DO. THAT. IN. HORIZONTAL. MODE. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-21 21:52:00 | |
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| Riced Out Yugo to the masses | |
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WE SALUTE YOU VIEWERS/READERS/COMMUNISTS IN VISITING RICED OUT YUGO IN ORDER TO GAIN KNOWLEDGE/INSPIRATION/WAT. AS ONE OF THE RICED OUT YUGO TEAM I WOULD LIKE EXPRESS MY DELIGHT IN BEING ABLE TO BE PART OF ONE OF THE MOST LEDGENDARY TEAMS ON THE INTERWEBS/INTERNETS/INTERNET/TUBE. OF COURSE MY EFFORTS COULD NEVER MATCH UP TO THOSE OF RTQP OR HYPERFUKBOT FOR EXAMPLE BUT I TRY MY BEST TO MAINTAIN CONSTANT QUALITY CONTROL CONCERNING MY DEALINGS WITH YUGO. ASL? |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-21 21:48:00 | |
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| FCCCCCDDDDDSSSSSQQQQQQQ | |
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One two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen Now that is what I called FUCKED UP> As you can see from this diagram - things are EXTREMELY fucked up. |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-21 21:44:00 | |
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| Mahjong's 4am report | |
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Background radiation levels: normal Oxygen to carbon dioxide ratio: normal Q-levels: normal WAT-levels: high Insomnia levels: medium-high |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-21 21:41:00 | |
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| Re: Re: MTP eaten post | |
| Don't blame RTQP, blame Live Journal (also Yugo has a mind of it's own, it's out of control to the extreme. Don't piss it off). | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-21 16:26:00 | |
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i think we all know that i can't tell yugo what to do any more, stop whining
edit: always copy post body to clipboard b4 posting - rule of thumbz - i have seventeen thumbs u noe |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-21 01:08:00 | |
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