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It is extremely important that you listen to all I have to say. Some of you may have heard of this new fad going around everywhere, it's called “.7” - the devious game invented by a so called “Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker”. Unlike conventional .5 games this game involves several ulterior motives that can be dangerous towards it's users. For example subliminal messages have been said to have been found such as “HAIL SATAN” and “HYPERFUKBOT IS ACTUALLY A COMPUTER” - messages such as this could be extremely dangerous towards modern society. However, there is a chance to stop it – as you may know 0.5 is proven to be the most stable number and is widely used throughout the world as a gateway to peace and prosperity. If you preach 0.5 instead of the new 0.7 number you could guarantee yourself a place in the National Guild of 0.5 – it offers many advantages to modern living such as tax cuts and your chance to be recognized in the 0.5 community. Do not bow down to this fake preaching, stick with what is proven to be reliable.
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