It was a lovely day in downtown Boise, Idaho, when the peace was shattered by the terrible machinations of a genius until now presumed non-evil.
Gates had no comment, sans a threat to get our little dog, too.
Sent via the US Postal service and utilizing a GPS tracking system, it had been sent to city hall, but detonated outside the building - on a busy streetcorner - as it was about to be delivered.
The results are devastating. No fewer than 27 local construction workers have quit their jobs and applied to local colleges. Ladies find themselves unable to knit non-geometric shapes. Children can count.
This is not the Boise, Idaho of the American dream. No, folks. Something has gone terribly wrong.
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