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| Yugoist profile: RTQP | |
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YUGOIST PROFILE - FOR IMMEDIATE DISCLOSURE
Name: Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker Profession: Renaissance Shaman Age: Yes, but only once a year Sex: They say it sells, but my batting average leads me to believe otherwise. Race: Amazing Alignment: Chaotic good Appearance: Scruffy Headphones: 64 Ohm Background: The subject of early potato chip experiments, RTQP developed mutant powers before punching his way out of his crib and taking his parents to court for making his bedtime too early. After settling for 9:30 PM, RTQP promptly set about ignoring his bedtime and reading books all night anyways, scheduling an impromptu lecture on basic molecular physics at recess on his first day of second grade. He soon began to show some troubling signs, however, as negative effects of the potato chip experiments began to catch up with him. By sixth grade, the mere sight of leafy green vegitables was enough to send him into epileptic fits. He began to resent the nefarious powers that had made him and others their unwitting guinea pigs, and began plotting his revenge. Rumor has it that the inter-net site Riced Out Yugo has something to do with it. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-05 00:45:00 | |
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