as i walked through the supermarket, i noticed a household cleanser with a label claiming that "cleans like magic."
i refuse to just accept this. how do THEY know that cleans like magic? did they do a survey? did they do interviews? did they do a study? what is n? did they they even speak with a single goddamn clean? how do they know that all cleans aren't "conservative christians" and think magic is the devil? or, if we take this to mean theatre magic, what about crotchity old cleans that do not find such things amusing any more? huh?
goddamn marketing departments.
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