A recent Associated Press-Ipsos poll has indicated that levels of LOL in America are at their lowest since December 2003, when the poll first started. Political theorists are suggesting that the plunge in LOL is due to a sinking faith in LOLgenics in general, as well as the official release of the new Harry Potter book, stopping would-be spoilers in their tracks. The republican party, however, was quick to place the blame on Riced Out Yugo.
Says Rep. Orrin Hatch (R-Ut): "Riced Out Yugo constantly cranks out immoral LOL, without fully realizing the effects on American families. They become addicted to the cheap LOL, and abandon their traditional sources, causing legitimate LOL providers like Tom Cruise to go out of business."
Riced Out Yugo chief of staff RTQP issued a statement to Associated Press, simply stating: "wat".
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