So, I was in this box trying to figure out wtf was ruined in it and this fucking midget came out of the power supply with a handful of wire. I folowed the fucker to his lair, and apparently there's a shit ton of midgets in our network.

I managed to hold them at bay by using a brick of chocolate cheesecake, but I can feel the hyper-quadratic field integrity developing occasional holes. I probably need to re-calibrate the matix.

Also, I am eating a box of Nerds candy. I feel like such a fucking cannibal.