all hail the river euphrades, and its spectacular bevy of hot dog dispenseries. you've probably never given them much thought; nay, you've probably never given them any thought. but they must be considered, along with other great questions in life. questions such as:
- What exactly is easy cheese?
- Are hedgehogs the solution to the upcoming energy crisis?
- Why are HTML unordered lists so awesome?
- How does one pronounce "rutabaga," if asked to do so under extreme emotional duress?
- How many times does Shakespeare use the word "the" in Hamlet?
- How many times does Shakespeare use the word "Hamlet" in Hamlet?
- Did Shakespeare pick his nose?
- Would Shakespeare pick George W. Bush's nose?
- wat?
- Where's the beef?
Unfortunately, the point of the daily 9-5 grind seems to be to stop one from walking around in the world, and thinking. To stop people from considering the important questions in life, to stop people from figuring out what really matters, and to stop people from picking their nose. Or Shakespeare's nose.
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