tangentially, the meridan of barcelona rains cheesy poofs thrice per fortnight. recent changes in the planet's climate due to pollution, global warming, solar flares, and goats, however, have caused the frequency of cheesy poof rain to increase dramaticly. while this is seemingly minor in the grand scheme of things, it has actually caused a ripple effect, devastating cheesy poof sales, which has, in turn, caused the price of artifical cheese to plummet, which has, in turn, caused many artificial cheese farmers to turn up in unemployment lines.
said a farmer waiting in line: "only one man can save us now: janet reno."
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