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YUGOIST PROFILE - FOR IMMEDIATE DISCLOSURE
Name: Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker Profession: Renaissance Shaman Age: Yes, but only once a year Sex: They say it sells, but my batting average leads me to believe otherwise. Race: Amazing Alignment: Chaotic good Appearance: Scruffy Headphones: 64 Ohm Background: The subject of early potato chip experiments, RTQP developed mutant powers before punching his way out of his crib and taking his parents to court for making his bedtime too early. After settling for 9:30 PM, RTQP promptly set about ignoring his bedtime and reading books all night anyways, scheduling an impromptu lecture on basic molecular physics at recess on his first day of second grade. He soon began to show some troubling signs, however, as negative effects of the potato chip experiments began to catch up with him. By sixth grade, the mere sight of leafy green vegitables was enough to send him into epileptic fits. He began to resent the nefarious powers that had made him and others their unwitting guinea pigs, and began plotting his revenge. Rumor has it that the inter-net site Riced Out Yugo has something to do with it. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-05 00:45:00 | |
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| Cure for cancer found hidden in iTunes trax | |
| ...but the tune is still shit. | |
| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-05 00:25:00 | |
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| oi u chaps | |
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| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-06-04 21:19:00 | |
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| ROY CHANGED MY LIFE | |
| I USED TO BE A CRACKHEAD BUT NOW I POST ON THE FRONT PAGE OF RICED OUT YUGO. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-04 14:03:00 | |
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| Proverbs for the fucked generation | |
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- Everyone looks for meaning in their lives – but all they find is Riced Out Yugo. - Every dog has his multiphasic resonant field destructor. - There's plenty of RTQ in the P. - I always tell the truth, even when I lie. - My vision is augmented. - I only know ham cannot exist in the meat death of the universe. |
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| Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-06-04 01:23:00 | |
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| Riced Out Yugo - Keeping US/UK Relationships Alive | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-03 08:45:00 | |
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| Skagerrak | |
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class is in session!
norwegian words are hard to spell. this is a simple, but effective fact, and as it might indicate, they are impossible to pronounce. norwegian words, and their unique difficulty, were first discovered in 862 by skrog the deadly, a viking, when asked to write down his name in order to get his longship license. with skrog's initial insight, the field rapidly took off, and over the next few decades saw significant growth, with the invention of words such as odelsting, fylkesmann, and fjord. early efforts, however, depended largely on making words longer and longer. increasingly, students began to complain of writer's cramp, and it was soon clear that new approaches had to be developed. suitably, skrog the deadly passed just as many began to reach this conclusion - he had been loyal to more original techniques to the very end. with it clear that mashing 37 letters together was simply out of the question, norwegians began to search for new methods with which to devise terrible and difficult words. for a while there was debate of inventing new letters, but this was quickly shelved due to national pride, when they discovered the russians had already invented every possible new letter. eventually, skilarrgqewr, a godson of skrog, realized that a solution lay in the fact that certain letters were usually used near other letters (in english, for example, q is often followed by u, except on riced out yugo). skilarrgqewr's insight was that, by placing letters near each other in novel ways, even masters of then-difficult norwegian words could be thrown for a loop. the concept caught on immediately, and this era has long been known as a golden age of norwegian, with the invention of such words as Nynorsk, Bjqrnstjerne, and kmawkrl. in our next lesson, we will compare the norwegian participle explosion to early growth of the microprocessor industry. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-03 03:00:00 | |
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| Yuogoeite | |
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-LemonScented. -Excellent washroom reading. -Forget the added MSG! -Your other car. -An equal opportunity h^s?8"dS2a2@M -Adapts PAL to SECAM. -97% Lean Grade-A USDA Approved Ground Furry. -Oh, ? ddd. Amiga, Amstrad CPC, Atari ST, Commodore 64, DOS, Macintosh, ZX Spectrum <1 - |
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| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-06-03 02:55:00 | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-02 22:29:00 | |
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| make-your-own-yugo | |
| Your feedback is important to us. Therefore, make sure to put your microphone next to the speaker and turn the gain all the way up. | |
| Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-06-02 18:54:00 | |
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| ARTIE - SPACE ROMAN | |
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IM A SPACE ROMAN DONT U WANT 2 EMPIRE I DONT WANT 2 HURT U I JUST WANT 2 TRIUMPH WE CAN PWN UR ARMY U CAN B OUR COLONY SPQR MVTHAFVCKA |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-06-01 20:31:00 | |
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| All you need | |
| Is an fat amen break, sequenced hoover VSTs and a whole load of bass. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-01 06:08:00 | |
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| Riced Out Yugo quality standards need to be maintained | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-01 06:04:00 | |
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| Title | |
| After the break we will be revising wat skills - get your advanced revision techniques at the ready because you've only got 3 days until your exam. You know enough about wat tectonics, the board of ROY requires you to use wat skills for this exam... of course I haven't looked at it but we're certain, 100%, totally sure amigo. Get your text books out. | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-06-01 05:57:00 | |
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| TROUT SANDWICHES | |
| Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-06-01 00:51:00 | |
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| RICED OUT YUGO JOKE OF THE DAY (TM) | |
Q: HOW IS A BUFFALO LIKE A GRANITE QUARRY?
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| Posted by fuckle @ 2007-05-31 21:33:00 | |
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| no suction, no suction at all | |
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I could not have been more central to the wattercraft, but it did not pull me down.
Now, I need a drinkq. |
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| Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-05-31 19:17:00 | |
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| Code boxx | |
| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-30 14:52:00 | |
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| Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-05-30 14:33:00 | |
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