Riced Out Yugo
statement of lack of fact
thxu emperor nortons
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-22 20:41:00
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hi guyz im new
asl?
Posted by Mahjong The Wisest @ 2007-03-22 17:42:00
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respects to my grandmother
r.i.p.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-22 16:41:00
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Bush's legal case sharky, experts say
salutation facts:

3 greetz per pak. contains watacularity. expiration date: 6/6/66. claim level: 4. clam level: dirigible.

funtacular relationship: quadrangular.

excellent.
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-22 04:48:00
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fax modem
PSOT DANA~~!
Yuar saccount might be jihacked sirs
change your yugo password now by clicking onyugo riced out com dot slash isapi.dll/login.php???~~??!emailpasswordtohackers
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-22 02:13:00
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where are we today
it feels like yesterday. make some progress, bitches.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-21 16:44:00
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AD BREAKZ
withjetdry
dishesdryfaster
thanwithdetergent

alone
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-20 23:41:00
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i enjoy music
RICE TUBE IN DA CLUB, SCARECRUSHER , APHID TWIG, VENETIAN PEARS, BOOGIE MAN PRODUCTIONS, DOCTOR GAY, WAGONHORSE, HANDMASTER BASH.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-20 20:24:00
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welco e to a fateful day

today riced out yugo celebrates a most important day
that  ay is the death of a founding father in the field
of coCputer science - John Backus, inventor of FORTRAN
Remem er to leave column 6 blank. There is one exception:
when  ou are discussing his death, you must fill column 6
with  he letter C.
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-20 18:46:00
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QQQ
COPY VERBATIM
THE MALARKY INFODATUM
SEE FO' FREE
GIRLIES INDANATUM
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-20 04:25:00
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more snacubus tales
<@Pi> snacibuz
<@ScalesUnkara> Snaccubus!? No, I don't want to be fed tasty, tasty desserts in my sleep!
<@Pi> MAEKS YUO FAT
<@ScalesUnkara> DIEZ OF HAERT ATTAX OF ASTRAL CHOLESTERAL
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-19 17:48:00
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A new riced out product
K-Y Riced-out Self-warming squid

for the yummy in your tummy
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-19 17:11:00
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ethnic cranzleberry jamz
i am SO SICK OF COMMERCIALS WITH WHISTLY MUSIC. it does not make me feel clean. it does not make me want to feel clean. most of all, it does not make me want to buy fucking toilet cleaner so it can be CLEAN AND FRESH AND WHISTLE THE FUCK AT ME WHILE I PISS
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-19 01:51:00
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roadside womb births 4 US soldiers
OH LOL THATS THE INFRASTRUCTURE!!
OH LOL THATS THE INFRASTRUCTURE!!
OH LOL THATS THE INFRASTRUCTURE!!
OH LOL THATS THE INFASTRUCTURE!!
OH LOL THATS THE NINJACHUCKURE!!
OH LOL THATS THE POTATO BRONZALEZ!!
OH LOL THATS THE PAPAL INFALLIBILITY!!
OH LOL THATS THE ROFL SHIT!!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-19 00:19:00
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Bush waters down earlier decree
President Bush had stated that he would veto any Iraq bill with 'strings'. He has since softened his stance, saying he will only veto Iraq bills with 'chellos.'
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-17 15:10:00
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Posted by wolf530 (analog hacker extraordinaire) @ 2007-03-17 05:30:00
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aboard our shippe
(11:51:03 PM) MTP: I have been accused of being a dadaist
(11:50:53 PM) h4x1bu5: how do you feel about that?
(11:50:19 PM) MTP: I feel like a fencepost painted coherent.
(11:50:16 PM) h4x1bu5: sounds good to me
Posted by ...my name. is. THE PLAGUE @ 2007-03-17 00:54:00
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hyperfukbot
HYPERFUKBOT IS A NEW BEGINNING.
HYPERFUKBOT IS HYPERFUKBOT.
HYPERFUKBOT IS BIGGER THAN LIFE.
HYPERFUKBOT IS ALL CAPS.
HYPERFUKBOT HELPED ME QUIT HEROIN.
ALL THE WAY WITH HYPERFUKBOT.
HYPERFUKBOT IS AN UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT.
HYPERFUKBOT IS A GIANT ALIEN FORCE MORE VIOLENT AND SICK THAN ANYTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE.
HYPERFUKBOT: FOUR MORE YEARS!.
HYPERFUKBOT BEGINS AT CONCEPTION.
HYPERFUKBOT IS A SHADOWY FLIGHT INTO THE DANGEROUS WORLD OF A MAN WHO DOES NOT EXIST. HYPERFUKBOT, A YOUNG LONER ON A CRUSADE TO CHAMPION THE CAUSE OF THE INNOCENT, THE HELPLESS, THE POWERLESS, IN A WORLD OF CRIMINALS WHO OPERATE ABOVE THE LAW.
HYPERFUKBOT IS ULCRESHXOBG.
THINK OUTSIDE THE HYPERFUKBOT.
HYPERFUKBOT IS DOWN WITH US.
HYPERFUKBOT IS BUDDIES WITH PNRFNE, ARE YOU?.
HYPERFUKBOT LIKES BOTH PIE AND PI.
HYPERFUKBOT HAS THE BUDDHA NATURE.
HYPERFUKBOT IS NOT UNIX.
HYPERFUKBOT IS RICED OUT.
NOBODY DOESN'T LIKE HYPERFUKBOT.
HYPERFUKBOT IS INVADING YOUR PERSONAL SPACE.
HYPERFUKBOT IS TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT.
HYPERFUKBOT IS IN UR LAST.FM STEALIN UR MUSIC.
HYPERFUKBOT IS A SERIES OF INSIDE JOKES.
HYPERFUKBOT IS COMPOUNDED OF WHISPERS.
HYPERFUKBOT CAN'T FIND HIS HAT, OLD BEAN.
I JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO HYPERFUKBOT.
HYPERFUKBOT IS COMING STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON.
HYPERFUKBOT NEEDS MORE PHILL COLLINS.
HYPERFUKBOT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
HYPERFUKBOT IS A FROZEN SHITHOLE.
HYPERFUKBOT IS A DOGSHIT DILDO.
HYPERFUKBOT IS FUCKING OVER.
HYPERFUKBOT IS AARON FUNK'S ARMPIT.
HYPERFUKBOT IS A SERIES OF FUKBOTS.
HYPERFUKBOT IS A 7-SIDED CUBE.
HYPERFUKBOT IS THE LARGEST PRIME NUMBER.
HYPERFUKBOT IS THE MUSIC MAKER, AND HYPERFUKBOT IS THE DREAMER OF DREAMS.
HYPERFUKBOT STOLE MY BIKE.
HYPERFUKBOT IS AN N-DIMENSIONAL (WHERE N IS GREATER THAN 3) FUKBOT.
HYPERFUKBOT IS THE END OF IT ALL.
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-16 21:35:00
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I connected several cubes today
questions for today:
- if we were all papers, what would tacos taste like?
- is cardiac arrest fun?
- can I ask to ask?
- is this beat hittin?
- can I borrow a duck?
- what is the purpose of meaning?
- what would happen if thousands of internet users peer-edited your mom?
- why does quantum physics simultaneously make no sense but also make all the sense in the world?
Posted by HYPERFUKBOT @ 2007-03-16 21:25:00
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WITH THE POWER OF OXYGEN!!
Posted by Reverend Tedward Q. Porktanker @ 2007-03-15 16:13:00
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