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tangentially, the barcelona of meridian did doth thunder and lightning, scaring livestock and household pets alike. one cat composed a chart-topping single in response, another merely licked himself. why do animals do that? millions of scientific funding has gone into the problem (including one experiment where scientists licked animals, for which the responsible institute later apologized), but no results have been forthcoming. the fourth coming of christ has also not been forthcoming. for the coming of christ is haphazard at best - his old buick station wagon is prone to mechanical problems, and, well, turning water into wine won't fucking help you there.
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